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A Day In The Life Of Someone Who Can Manipulate Time

Tempus Fugit! Brought to you by The Flash — series premiere Tuesday, October 7 at 8|7c on The CW.

6:00 a.m. — promptly go back to sleep for five more hours.

6:01 a.m. — binge-watch the last season (or three) of your favorite TV show.

7:00 a.m. — zoom through an intense three-hour workout.

8:00 a.m. — make and enjoy an elaborate breakfast.

8:01 a.m. — spend a full day surfing the internet.

8:59 a.m. — fast-forward your way through your work commute.

9:00 a.m. — arrive at work right on time.

9:30 a.m. — after a half hour of small talk, zoom ahead to lunch.

12:59 p.m. — what the hell, just fast-forward to 5 p.m.

5:01 p.m. — make that surprise thunderstorm speed past you...

...although you'll slow it down to appreciate a particularly good bolt of lightning.

5:05 p.m. — start the day over... in your favorite season.

10:20 a.m. — spend 10,000 hours mastering a skill.

1:00 p.m. — pause in the middle of looking cool to take a quick selfie.

2:00 p.m. — go back to high school and undo some hair choices you made.

3:00 p.m. — say a tearful goodbye to your childhood pet Katya (again).

5:00 p.m. — relive the best mac and cheese ever (home-cooked by Grandma, circa 1998).

9:00 p.m. — realize the constant time travel has aged you by several years, and vow never to use it again.

12:00 a.m. — get hungry and go back to noon to enjoy your lunch again.

And be sure to save time to watch The Flash — series premiere Tuesday, October 7 at 8|7c on The CW.